It's like this. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! Strange, huh? Wasn't that semi-entertaining? After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. If you can sleep through a raging fire, close enough to set off the smoke detector, then you are definitly going to sleep through the smoke detector. He is pure evil. OH, SO SPLENDID!! At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. What is the longest sentence in English literature? - Fun Trivia *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. Longest Text in The World : r/copypaste - reddit THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. 4. Parents would buy their children computers, video games and other television neccesities. I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. Longest Sentence By Rebecca Jones, Arts Correspondent. Look verbatim up. Let's see: 12345! And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. i hate dress shoes. Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. Aren't you happy? Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. So far this is nowhere near the world record. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. And hotand smoky. I mean, after all, I made this site. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. Still no? Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? Pathetic, wasn't it? I suppose I could let someone else have the glory. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. Wal-mart TV is evil. Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! You have to admit its sheer coolness. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. They're basically begging on the street. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. We had to tell him that he would probley have to wait untill he was 21. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. I love-d you moose! It will translate any thing, to anything else. (it's edited, of course, to stay PG13**** signifies a random naugty word:)) "HEY, DOG ENTITY! Today we had a "family outing." When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. Are you happy? * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Today was Halloween. Won't that be fun? Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. Oh, who am I kidding. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. Or perhaps not. On video games. But then I listened to some of the new music I put on my site and mellowed out. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. The Longest Story in The World : African Folk Tales : Fable : Animals To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) Today I will be mercifully brief. Get the best cultural and educational resources on the web curated for you in a daily email. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). I'm back. I don't want year-round classes. I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. And that's just what I can list from memory. *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? | 13.41 KB, JSON | You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. It was sad. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. Squirell? Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. Want to advertise with us? I'm just rambling. Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. It seems like blaggerent plagerism. I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. Does the commercial take that into account? All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. I'm leavingnow I'm back! Oooo! Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. But never senile. I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? I'm back. We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) - reddit So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. 16 min ago Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? Were also on Pinterest, Tumblr, and Flipboard. Hey, I'm once again: back. How do you PROVE something is not infinite? It was fun, but exhausting. The single greatest invention of the computer gods. It'd be cool. My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. Whereas I'm more into the whole ranting and raving stage right now. You know you want to! Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. MOOSE! I'm back! Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? All I know is that I've been assuming one thing while the person in charge has been assuming a completly different thing. I wonder what it's name would be. but they did not give the award because i was a kid :C, @arkin It is supposedly the worlds longest published novel in English at 2.5 million words. | 0.79 KB, JSON | And so I'm in deep doo-doo. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . Would they dry into raisins? Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. | 14.35 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. The longest sentence in the world is currently being served by Charles Scott Robinson, who is serving a sentence of life without parole in the United States. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. And "Mr. Owl" replies "OneTwooThree! He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! Okay. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? And still frustrated. I know. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . Ketchup: The only food that you'll want to eat after traveling to the 5th Dimension. There are an infinite number of worlds with Harry Potter. I admit it. WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? as many times as possible before you splattered your brains on the rocks, all the while listening to a soundtrack that is similar to a dying ceiling fan. It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. Oh, guess what? Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. Which is bad. There are now longer sentences in . I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. HA! And what did he do to me? You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. Hey, where are you going?! To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. I heard something and turned around, and there he was! Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. Yesthat's rightsuicide. This is because she memorizes the questions. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. Seeya. 516 words 'In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this . Does it serve an obvious purpose? I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. I thought it was sadand normal. That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. | 13.41 KB, JSON | Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. Is this writer's block?! First devised by professor William J. Rapaport in 1972, this notorious sentence plays on reduced relative clauses, different part-of-speech readings of the same word, and center embedding. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. That's is just so extremly creepy. I swear. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! I'm back again. So, we packed everthing up. But it's all good. Guess what? No? Now THAT'S just weird. That dirty little rat. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. And now, back to our featured presentation. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. I believe that she was just listing countries she knows America has fought against. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! Thank you Squirell. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. In you, I found love, a friend, a companion, a mother, a role model, a perfect human, in short, you're my total package. I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. How do you stop them? The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. I sure am. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. Proud to be weird. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. But does anyone test "pure" water? What must I do to rise above obscurity? And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. Ugh. Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! And, are monkeys spelled monkies? *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. I have readers. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul!